From lion taming to dwarf tossing, naked crochet to orienteering, the Mile High Hotel can deliver it all. Our staff strive to deliver the best possible SERVICE to all our customers, what ever their whim.

And if it’s a highly skilled service you're after, our trained staff can indulge your wildest fantasy - no matter how alternative it may be. And remember our motto “If you don’t ask you will never know!”.

With our affiliation to the LYNXjet Mile High Club, you may even see the world reknowned LYNXjet Mostesses strutting their stuff around the hotel complex helping to keep our valued customers entertained and delighted.

Situated on the classy Gold Coast of Australia with some of the world's best beaches on your doorstep, The Mile High Hotel promises to deliver an experience you will never forget.
 
 
 
MILE HIGH HOTEL POOL
Why not take advantage of our splendid pool, with the freedom to walk around with just your budgie smuggler on, feeling the air between your cheeks.
 
CROQUET LAWN
Spend the day on the lawn enjoying our world class Croquet. There's nothing like hitting your balls against some pins all day long whilst out on the lawn.
 
DINING ROOMS
Why not spend the evening wining and dining your special lady in one of our exquisite dining rooms? Better still why not just skip the main course and move straight on to dessert.
 

 
 
 
 
   

* We reserve the right not to deliver if we think you are a sick bastard, or we just simply can’t be bothered.

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